The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!