The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!