the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to lock open doors

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!