The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to plank

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!