- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to die

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

Super-slowness

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

Pointless Super Powers