The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

Sorry. The power to square root -1.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

the power... to read this

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power to turn gold into stones.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!