The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!