The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!