The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to live.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!