The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to become black.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!