Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!