The power to see air

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

the power to make bubles without soap

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to die

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to dance really well

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!