The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to to think less

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Being Aquaman

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!