- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to divide by zero

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to communicate with applesauce.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to lose this power.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to get hard at will.

The power to erase anything written in pencil

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Pointless Super Powers