The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to think.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!