Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power of being yourself

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Being able to fly in place.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Third armpit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!