The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The power to speak with death people..

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The power to lock open doors

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!