The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to get arrested

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!