the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power... to read this

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!