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the power to inhale and exhale air
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The power to die using only your mind.
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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly
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levi Hahne is gay
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The power to have a atomic fart
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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)
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The power to urinate in mouth.
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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The power to die at will.
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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night
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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom
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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...
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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh
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The ability to clean
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the ability to kill yourself... twice
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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.
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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.
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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.
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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,
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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels
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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!