- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to troll.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

Third armpit.

The power to have a atomic fart

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to see through glass

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to look like yourself

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power of women's rights.

Pointless Super Powers