The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to eat edible things.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!