The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!