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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.
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The power to be a walrus
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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames
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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.
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The power to encounter an internal server error
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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on
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the power to be infinitely constipated
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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.
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The power to wet yourself at will.
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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.
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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.
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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"
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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time
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The power to feel pain when ever you want
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The power to die at will.
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The power to die when you die
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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.
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the power to make bubles without soap
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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.
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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name
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The power to deep throat a giraffe!
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The power to control Rollie pollies
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!