The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to die

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!