The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!