The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!