- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to live.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

the power to die at will

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to take a s*** on people

the power to eat people :D

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

Pointless Super Powers