The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to die

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!