The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!