The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

the power to like justin beiber

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to listen to justin beiber

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to die in one second

The power to transform gold into nothing.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

Having the power to stand still

shit and piss at the same time

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!