The power to make any glass of water into milk

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The ability to be raped.

The power to lose this power.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!