- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

Third armpit.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to look like yourself

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to see through glass

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The Power To Fly Without control

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

Pointless Super Powers