The power to blink a nano second slower

The power to become a llama.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to be a gamer

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

the power to be powerless

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!