The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to die at will

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!