The power to not exist.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!