- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to command watermelons

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to make people work and read ????

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to be a normal human

The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to make you teeth yellower

the power to see into the present.

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

Pointless Super Powers