the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!