The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!