- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

Th pwr t frgt vwls.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

Being Aquaman

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to beathe

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

the power to lose your power at will

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

Pointless Super Powers