The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see when people fart.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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cry acid tears

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!