the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to be your self

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to see through air.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!