The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to think.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to bleed

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!