The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!