Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to be dead

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!