The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Liam Brudenell

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!