The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to beathe

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to have a power

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!