The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the ability to become black.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!