The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to get in the van

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to die at will.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!