get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to speak only in binary

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!