The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!