- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to get rid of only your own power

The power to see when people fart.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

cry acid tears

Shit bricks I love itttttt

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers