The power to kill yourself

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

the power to die at will

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to be wrong

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!