The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Taekwondo

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to never end your .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!