The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Super-slowness

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!