- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to Google "Google".

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

Being able to fly.... in the water.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

Justin Bieber

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

Pointless Super Powers