The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to shape shift into water

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!