- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power of writte with our feets.

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to shape shift into water

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to make you teeth yellower

Having the power to stand still

The power to be a gamer

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

Pointless Super Powers