the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to live through torture.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power... to read this

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!