The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to die

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!