The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be a walrus

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!