The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to have no powers

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!