The power to have a power thats a power

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Third armpit.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to Google "Google".

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!