The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power to beathe

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Being Aquaman

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!