the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to summon earthworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!