The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!