- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have the aim of Torres

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

the power to find children extremely attractive

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to scare female plants.

Pointless Super Powers