- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to complete math exercises

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to become black!

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to not be able to get powers

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power to instantly die

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Pointless Super Powers