The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to become demented

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to predict the present

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!