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The power to get hard at will.
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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...
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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!
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The power to die at will.
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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*
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The superpower to poo at will.
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The power to wear crocs.
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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.
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The power to see through windows
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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes
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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future
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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.
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The power to fly upwards but not downwards
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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...
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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies
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The power to set money on fire
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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.
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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation
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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.
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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha
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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!