The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!