The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to beathe

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to have a power

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!