Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!