The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to to think less

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!