The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to see through windows

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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To call me maybe

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to be raped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!