the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to blow up when you blink

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!