The ability to be raped.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to die

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to never end your .

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!