The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to create shit

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!