The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!