The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to die

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!