The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to see air

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!