The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!