The power to repel women.

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power to eat through your but

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lose this power.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to troll.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to never end your .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!