the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to be wrong

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to get in the van

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!