The power to shape shift into water

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to be your self

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to kiss your own ass

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!