The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to predict the present

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!