The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Being alive (until you die).

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to see through glass doors.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to shrink boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to finish an all you can eat

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to sleep while you're awake.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to have a power

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!