The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Really bendy thumb

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to go suicide

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!