The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to like charlie

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!