The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to become demented

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the power to see through water.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to predict the present

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!