They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!