- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to become black!

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to close your nose

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to turn gold into lead.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

Pointless Super Powers