The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!