The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The superpower to poo at will.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!