power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power life like a hermit.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to count from A to purple

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to jump faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!