The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!