The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Third armpit.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!