The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!