- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

+92

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

+92

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

+90

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

+90

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

+90

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

+88

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

+88

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be wrong

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

32% Levitation.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.