The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to die at will

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!