The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!