The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to eat ass.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to be normal.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to predict the present

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!