- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to die at will.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to die when you die

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to control Rollie pollies

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to live.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to see things with your eyes open

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

Pointless Super Powers