- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to kill someone with a knife

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

the power to fart every time you blink

Grass eating

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

the power to fart mace

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

Pointless Super Powers