The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Super-slowness

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!