- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to instantly die

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Third armpit.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

Pointless Super Powers