the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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Having the power to stand still

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to become shit forever.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!