The power to eat edible things.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!