- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power of writte with our feets.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to shape shift into water

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to take a s*** on people

Pointless Super Powers