- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a gamer

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

Pointless Super Powers